59 lines
1.2 KiB
Markdown
59 lines
1.2 KiB
Markdown
# Level 1 Nerd
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Basic achievements that get someone in the door.
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* I can install Linux
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* Extra credit if it was Debian because it’s “the only real distro.”
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* Bonus points if they didn’t rage-quit during partitioning.
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* I use the terminal
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* I watch TLC Podcast
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# Level 10 Nerd
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* I Wrote a Script Because Clicking Felt Wrong
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* I Use a Tiling Window Manager
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* More points if they recompiled dwm twice because of a config typo.
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* I Use Markdown for Everything
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# Level 50 Nerd
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* My Dotfiles Are a Work of Art No One Will Ever Appreciate
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* Git-backed configuration files
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* I Have Opinions About Init Systems - Weirdo!!
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* They explain systemd timers more clearly than their own emotions.
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* I Have a Home Lab That I Swear Isn’t Overkill
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* I have more terminals open than friends.
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# Level 100 Nerd
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* I Installed Linux on Something That Shouldn’t Run Linux”
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* I Can Read a Man Page Like It’s Casual Literature AND UNDERSTAND THAT SHIT
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# **Audience Engagement Prompts**
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* “What level is your Nerd Card? Be honest.”
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* “What’s the most unnecessary thing you’ve automated?”
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* “What’s the weirdest device you’ve installed Linux on?”
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