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Raw Blame History

Level 1 Nerd

Basic achievements that get someone in the door.

I can install Linux
Extra credit if it was Debian because it’s “the only real distro.”
Bonus points if they didn’t rage-quit during partitioning.
I use the terminal
I watch TLC Podcast

Level 10 Nerd

I Wrote a Script Because Clicking Felt Wrong
I Use a Tiling Window Manager
More points if they recompiled dwm twice because of a config typo.
I Use Markdown for Everything

Level 50 Nerd

My Dotfiles Are a Work of Art No One Will Ever Appreciate
Git-backed configuration files
I Have Opinions About Init Systems - Weirdo!!
They explain systemd timers more clearly than their own emotions.
I Have a Home Lab That I Swear Isn’t Overkill
I have more terminals open than friends.

Level 100 Nerd

I Installed Linux on Something That Shouldn’t Run Linux”
I Can Read a Man Page Like It’s Casual Literature AND UNDERSTAND THAT SHIT

Audience Engagement Prompts

“What level is your Nerd Card? Be honest.”
“What’s the most unnecessary thing you’ve automated?”
“What’s the weirdest device you’ve installed Linux on?”