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You Might Not Be a Linux User If…
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You think ‘cloud’ only refers to something fluffy in the sky.
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If you hear “cloud storage” and start looking for rain boots.
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You believe the ‘terminal’ is just a place where buses stop.
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You call tech support every time your Wi-Fi blinks.
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You think ‘open source’ means the front door is unlocked.
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You’ve ever asked, ‘Where’s the start menu?’ on any computer.
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You think ‘root’ is just something plants have.
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You get confused when someone refers to “bash” and think they’re talking about a family reunion.
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You think “sudo” is a fancy new dance move.
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You believe that “Ctrl + Alt + Delete” is some secret medicine that makes the bad stuff just go away.
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You wonder why ‘firefox’ isn’t just a super fast animal instead of a web browser.
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You believe “kernel” is something that is annoying when getting underneath your dental work.
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You think “package manager” is a term for a delivery service.
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You have to have use one piece of propietary software from 1995 for your workflow to make any sense at all.
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You think “permissions” are when you have to ask to stay out past curfew.
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You wonder what “distro” means and imagine it’s a new kind of snack or beverage.