### You Might Not Be a Linux User If…

1. You think ‘cloud’ only refers to something fluffy in the sky.

2. If you hear “cloud storage” and start looking for rain boots.

3. You believe the ‘terminal’ is just a place where buses stop.  

4. You call tech support every time your Wi-Fi blinks.  

5. You think ‘open source’ means the front door is unlocked.  

6. You’ve ever asked, ‘Where’s the start menu?’ on any computer.  

7. You think ‘root’ is just something plants have.  

8. You get confused when someone refers to “bash” and think they’re talking about a family reunion.  
   
9. You think “sudo” is a fancy new dance move.

10. You believe that “Ctrl + Alt + Delete” is some secret medicine that makes the bad stuff just go away.

11. You wonder why ‘firefox’ isn’t just a super fast animal instead of a web browser.  

12. You believe “kernel” is something that is annoying when getting underneath your dental work.  

13. You think “package manager” is a term for a delivery service.

14. You have to have use one piece of propietary software from 1995 for your workflow to make any sense at all.

15. You think “permissions” are when you have to ask to stay out past curfew. 

16. You wonder what “distro” means and imagine it’s a new kind of snack or beverage.