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35 lines
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### You Might Not Be a Linux User If…
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1. You think ‘cloud’ only refers to something fluffy in the sky.
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2. If you hear “cloud storage” and start looking for rain boots.
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3. You believe the ‘terminal’ is just a place where buses stop.
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4. You call tech support every time your Wi-Fi blinks.
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5. You think ‘open source’ means the front door is unlocked.
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6. You’ve ever asked, ‘Where’s the start menu?’ on any computer.
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7. You think ‘root’ is just something plants have.
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8. You get confused when someone refers to “bash” and think they’re talking about a family reunion.
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9. You think “sudo” is a fancy new dance move.
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10. You believe that “Ctrl + Alt + Delete” is some secret medicine that makes the bad stuff just go away.
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11. You wonder why ‘firefox’ isn’t just a super fast animal instead of a web browser.
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12. You believe “kernel” is something that is annoying when getting underneath your dental work.
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13. You think “package manager” is a term for a delivery service.
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14. You have to have use one piece of propietary software from 1995 for your workflow to make any sense at all.
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15. You think “permissions” are when you have to ask to stay out past curfew.
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16. You wonder what “distro” means and imagine it’s a new kind of snack or beverage.
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