Last week on the podcast, a challenge was issued:  
**DT** — that’s **DistroTube**, the man, the myth, the smartly shaven — and I were challenged to switch distros.  
He’d go to **Debian**, and I’d go to **Arch**.

Not sure what he did, but for me  - **Challenge freakin’ accepted.**

I’ve spent the better part of the last week on Arch and can now say, with just a little bit of smugness:  
**I use Arch, btw.**

And honestly? It’s been a revelation.  
Fast. Minimal. Clean.  
Package installs are a breeze. It’s everything I like, and nothing I don’t.

But now?  
Now I don’t know what I’m gonna do with all the Debian scripts I’ve written over the years.  
They're just... sitting there.  
Because, friends, I’ve made the jump.  
To the rolling release lifestyle.  
No more Debian.

I know many of you will be disappointed.

But to all of you, I have just one thing to say...

**April Fools.**